You sayin you can't handle my vocabulary?
That's cool; me 'n the Jackson Five can break it down for you easy as 1-2-3:
Andy Hampsten might ride a Huffy to victory
but you more like a dandy hampster in a wheel goin nowhere, see?

It ain't just words--your knowledge of geography is hardly collegian
Check a map, fool, and you'll see De Panne ain't Dutch, it's Belgian
So playa PLEASE stop all that sad jabberin--it's downright stygian
and just get back in line with the suckaz ridin behind me--not cuz they slow, but cuz I'm callipygian